Brian. Body and Mind in Madison, Wisconsin. Heart and Soul in Chicago, Illinois.I'm enjoying the time I have, no matter how difficult it may be.Sometimes NSFW.Snapchat & IG: Hartlesmage

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The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”


All old people know each other. Don’t you know that? 

I need a scene with these three kicking ass together.






I never realized how much i wanted this until i saw it

I have been waiting my entire life for this and never even knew it

"swimming in gravy"


no you havent seen it before press play


Looking back at you…you’re 20 and you hated your life. You were a pro soccer prodigy kid with a cocky attitude and you were about to make it. One motorcycle crash and you lost it all. Then came the drugs. The drinking. The depression. You gave your life to something and it suddenly slipped out of your hands. You’re scared I know. You’re starting to feel like you’re not worthy. You’re with a girl who’s cheating on you but you won’t leave her because you’re scared to hurt her. You’re used. A tool. You have no direction. You’ve given up.

You decide to get to the gym and do some bench press. You haven’t been inside a gym since your soccer days. You throw on some weight to warm up. You do one rep and your collar bone snaps back in half. You get back in a cast and fail to complete the semester of school because you feel so sorry for yourself. You’re a failure.

You had just turned 21 in this pic, kid. Looking rough. What is that, a treasure trail? Nice work. I know you won’t believe this, but listen up.

By age 23 you’re going to be on the cover and centerfold of an international magazine that produced over 2,000,000 copies. Pretty cool man. You’re going to be plastered all over They make that new c4 stuff you seem to like. You’re going to be featured on and countless websites. People are going to interview you and ask you lots of questions. You’ll take 2nd in a bodybuilding competition, you’ll place inside the top10 in an international fitness model competition, and you’ll start two businesses. You’re going to travel outside of the county with Cellucor dude! Your first time out of the country. How cool is that?

By 24, you’ll land another cover, a centerfold, start another business, become an internationally published author, write an ebook, get signed by the same modeling agency that made Channing Tatum, and land work for sports authority, sketchers, and more. You’ll find the girl of your dreams, you’ll quit drinking yourself to sleep, and you’ll find happiness. You’ll change lives and help others love themselves. You’ll inspire hundreds of thousands of people and you’ll do it all while being a good person. Get to work… You have a lot of shoulder raises to do.

Keep your head up kid. I’ll see you on the other side. It’s fun over here, but we’re just getting started. PS - when you wanted to, but you were too scared to… Kiss her.

I’m still in shock with how bad I did on that Arch exam wow fuck

Track: Criminal (from American Horror Story) [feat. Sarah Paulson]
Artist: American Horror Story Cast
Album: Criminal (from American Horror Story) [feat. Sarah Paulson]




The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though






This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing

what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death?

what the fuck?