Brian.
Chicago, Illinois.
I'm enjoying the time I have, no matter how difficult it may be.
Sometimes NSFW.
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College bound ft. My dad, cone, water bottle and bamboo plant

*watches An Extremely Goofy Movie*

*watches Toy Story 3*

*watches Monsters University*

I am ready for college nothing can stop me now

spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

somethingofawolf:

aniggainrio:

After a 20-minute flight over the city of New York, Stephen Wiltshire, diagnosed with autism, draws the whole town with only his memory.

So incredible

Last selfie in this house before I move into my new dorm tomorrow

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

My parents sent me a picture of their kitchen renovation